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My dad and I went to the grocery store to get things for dinner. Dad got approached by a homeless man.
Homeless Man: Do you know how to get to heaven with Jesus?
Dad: *not missing a beat* Yeah. Die.
Homeless Man, who claimed he used to be a minister, wanted $20 so my dad could go to heaven with Jesus. My dad offered $5, but heaven would only accept twenties. In the end, Homeless Man didn't accept the $5 and my dad is probably right about how to get to heaven.
Homeless Man: Do you know how to get to heaven with Jesus?
Dad: *not missing a beat* Yeah. Die.
Homeless Man, who claimed he used to be a minister, wanted $20 so my dad could go to heaven with Jesus. My dad offered $5, but heaven would only accept twenties. In the end, Homeless Man didn't accept the $5 and my dad is probably right about how to get to heaven.